Sega of America has a dirty little secret.
And it’s called the “Sonic Bible”.
The “Sonic Bible” is a bunch of SoA’s corporate documents from the early 90s, meant to give a back story to mascot Sonic the Hedgehog.
and now, 18 years later, they’ve been scanned and released onto the Internet for all to wonder “wait-maybe THIS explains why Sonic sucks now”!
Apparently, these documents were made without ANY input from Sega of Japan or Sonic creator Yuji Naka.
My favorite line? “Wha–? I’m turning BLUE from the shock waves!”
courtesy kotaku.com
Nothing quite like science to explain away a blue-tinged lightning-speed anthropomorphic freak, eh?
-IA
